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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ghoulswife

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever thought about being at a ritual and having Dew lick his pick and then you lean forward and open your mouth like you're trying to take a Jesus Cracker at church?

ghoulswife answered:

anon, i want you to know that this ask has shaken me, like, i feel like you went into my thoughts to get this thought directly from my mind. i absolutely WOULD do this for the record, call that my unholy communionヽ(°▽、°)ﾉ ♡

!!!!! yess this is my new life goal i want dew to put a licked pick in my mouth
spiritsoul698
swingsetindecember

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

Source: swingsetindecember