one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue
i like mine clingy, obsessive, touchy, protective and possessive. be all over me or don't bother me at all
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick
Oh no
tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users
tumblr owes us a pension
At this point Tumblr owes me tenure.
Worst part of living in the void is all those assholes screaming into it. Keep it down, would ya?
It was better when I lived in the abyss. People just stared into it until it stared back. I mean, lack of privacy was an issue, but at least I could get some sleep.
Fuck it. Moving to the cloud. Surely I won't have any problems there.
When the hell are y'all eating dinner (supper)?
Around 5:00 PM
Around 5:30 PM
Around 6:00 PM
Around 6:30 PM
Around 7:00 PM
Around 7:30 PM
8- damn- o'clock
A TIME NOT LISTED HERE
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Update:
With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)
Statistical outlier lesson #12,456.
So far...
I'm just calling him Felonies Georg from now on










